Colin ([info]irony_sucks) wrote,
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  • Music: The Widow - The Mars Volta

No, that wasn't funny, dumbass.

Remember the last time you got an IM like this:
LyKe0mFgz0RrzZxXx: OMG LMFAO with a link to a cartoon that was FUNNY?

Nope, me neither.  That's why today, I'll be counting down the worst 10 internet cartoons of all time.  All the names of the cartoons are links, so you can bathe in the mediocrity of the internet.

10. Starting off the countdown isn't good, but you're just going to have to deal with it. Weird Al sucks. Plain and simple.  So if somebody sounds like Weird Al, then they suck.  Whining its way into the 10 spot is She Blocked Me.

9.  Number 9 is the timeless classic that struck the nation by storm.  Sent to me at least 10 times, this retarded lump of shit actually made people laugh.  Kill me. Peanut Butter Jelly Time takes number 9.

8.  Ever wondered what it would be like to have your ears bleed?  Here's your chance.  Albinoblacksheep.com used to be one of my favorite sites, until they played bullshit like this.  Amburgers & Wootbeer is number 8. Okay?

7.  I've never seen a funny political flash cartoon.  Nobody cares. Shut the FUCK up.  eBaumsworld, you have let me down.  Time To Bomb Saddam is 7.  Excuse me while I gag myself. *cough*

 

6.  Number 6 is less known, but it was sent to me a few times, so I have to include it.  If you can explain how a Raffi song can be made funny, I'll give you $10.  It won't be so easy after you see 6, Banana Phone (which, by the way, isn't funny

5. This made me sick. At a loss for words, I'll just throw it at you.  Number 5 is, The Smurfs (The Lost Episode)
 Owned.

4.  On a worse note, this cartoon made me want to kill myself.  Funny? No, not funny. What a fag.  Badger, Badger, Badger is 4th.

3.  Number 3 didn't make me want to die. It actually made me die.  On the inside of course.  Star Wars wasn't supposed to be funny. Rap isn't funny. Star Wars Gangsta Rap? Not funny, but the kid who made it thought it was...what a dumbass.

2. Oh god. Retards at Burger King singing parodies of Christmas Songs?  Hilarious.  What the hell... Retarded Burger King is the second worst thing thing I've ever seen.

 

1. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.  The WORST, STUPIDEST, MOST FAGGOTY (?), RETARDED, SHIT FACED MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN. CLICK HERE TO SEAL YOUR FATE. Gahhh....so...fucking...stupid...*dies*.


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[info]general41391

October 24 2005, 23:50:34 UTC 6 years ago

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/numanuma.html

LOL I almost shit myself...its about damn time you updated..

by christmas i will kick ur ass..errr butt on xbox live!!

[info]crazy_ab0ut_you

October 25 2005, 00:44:56 UTC 6 years ago

colin.
you make me laugh =]

[info]iorwen

October 25 2005, 19:15:48 UTC 6 years ago

I like the last one. Adam was fantasizing about it at lunch today.

I need to find that song and download it.

[info]dacheesecheese

November 5 2005, 00:51:52 UTC 6 years ago

Hey..

Wow, I've seen every one of those movies at least 10 times before you put this up. Some I actually like, such as the Bomb Saddam, Gangsta Rap Burger King, and others. I don't see how you could hate those, you must be weak in the upper mind to think those are bad, only fools that have gotten hit with H-bombs after becoming roadkill on 21 Mile Rd. think that those are bad. so you are appearantly someone that's been hit by 9 cars and dropped upon with an H-bomb.

[info]___getpretty

November 9 2005, 17:27:14 UTC 6 years ago

hey, i noticed that youve been straightening your ahir lately?
and yeah it looks good like that
...not that it looked bad curly or anything


yeah, i think you get the point.

-Ida

[info]___getpretty

November 28 2005, 00:11:14 UTC 6 years ago

[info]my_only_one_xx

December 18 2005, 17:25:32 UTC 6 years ago

I know this is hopeless, but you need to update again, because your livejournal always makes me laugh. ♥
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